my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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