Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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