its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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