Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
Randomize
