I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
Randomize