Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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