idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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