I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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