i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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