just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
We have so much sex to catch up on
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
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