I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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