fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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