This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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