you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
third nipple confirmed
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
i think im in europe. pls send help
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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