some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he puts the penis in happiness.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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