I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
She bit a glass in half.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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