My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
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