I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
pray to the hookup gods
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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