Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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