Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
now i know why i became what i already was.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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