quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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