id be glad to
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Houston, we have a squirter
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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