? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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