big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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