So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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