i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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