Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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