mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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