Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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