Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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