You really coming over, don't trick.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
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