office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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