Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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