I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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