Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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