gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
one two three fourrrrnication!
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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