Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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