It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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