Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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