Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
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