i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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