i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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