After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
So many bounce houses so little time
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
