ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'd cum for enchiladas.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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