There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Panties = found
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
His nipple licking is glorious
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