I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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