Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
This is the high leading the old right now
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Randomize
