So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
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