don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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