So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
of course. lets lasso hookers.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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